CAPO 8
The whole song is in 4 chords, Dm Am F E, with slight variations in rhythm and tone.
INTRO:
Dm Am
Let me tell you the story 'bout the ninja and the dead
F E
They started out fighting but ended up as friends instead
Dm
The ninja was a killer
Am
And the zombie was a beast
F
They shared some happy pillas
E
And now they're both very pleased
VERSE 1:
Dm Am
'Cuz I am a zombie in the zombietown
F E
I smoke on the weed while I show you around
Dm Am
And I am a Ninja I can kick your ass
F E
Kung-foo fighting, but let's smoke some grass
Dm Am
Zombies and Ninjas don't all get along
F E
but with different opinions we drink to this song
E
So take a hit from the bong
VERSE 2
Dm
'Cuz Im the walking dead
Am
I ain't got no head
F
I'm on diabet
E
And I happen fetz
Dm
Yes today you're my slave,
Am
You're my bitch you should be
F
Suck'n my tits while I shit
E
Cuz I ain't got no fucking limit
Dm
Got my ninja skills
Am
Got my ninja moves
F
Do this one lap to the line
E
When I do the moves
Dm
Yeah pick and choose
Am
And you're right you will loose
F
Zombie I can't even-
E
Fuck this I can do the goose
Dm
But I'm the motherfucking walking dead
Am
With my eyes blood shot in red
F
I got bruises all over my head
E
I can feel the people getting
Dm
The infection that I'm spreading
Am
Is dangerous as shit
F
And you can run but you can't hide 'cuz I ain't
E
Never gonna quit it
Dm
I am better at it than you
Am
'I rob a jizzborn attack
F
Once I'm through with you
E
You ain't never coming back
Dm
And I have not forgotten
Am
That you're fucking rotten
F
Like you're inside-out
E
Shut that stinking mouth
PRE-CHORUS 1:
Dm
I got my ninja blade
Am
I can kill from voice
F
But you ain't gettin' laid
E
'Cuz I'm going to a bar
CHORUS:
Dm
Without you
Am
But I'm going too
F
Let's go together
E
And be happy forever
Dm
And we'll come in peace
Am
And we'll piss on your car (cum?)
F
Together we run
E
To the forest of fun
Dm
So take a hit from the bong (take a hit from the bong)
Am
Sing along with this song (sing along with this song)
F
We'll go together
E
And be happy forever
INTERLUDE:
Dm Am
So the zombie realized that the ninjas kinda nice
F E
He looked deep into his eyes and he saw the super size
Dm Am
of his massive penis pie then they both realized
F E
They've been living in a lie, why oh why
PRE-CHORUS 2:
Dm Am
'Cuz I am a ninja in the zombie town
F E
Smoke all the weed but I'm still feeling down
Dm Am
Well I am a zombie, I can be your friend
F E
BFF's forever, this will never end
BRIDGE:
Dm Am
The zombie and the ninja they were pregnant with a boy
F E
he came up pretty ugly so they used him as a toy
Dm Am
Now the baby looks like he's been put inside a missile
F E
Well thank you very much I appreciate it mister
Dm Am
That was not a compliment but if you like it I've got more
F E E
You fucking fleshy bitch oh tonight you're gonna score
CHORUS:
Dm
'Cuz I love you
Am
And I love you too
F
Let's go together
E
And be happy forever
Dm
We come in peace
Am
And we'll piss on your car (cum?)
F
Together we run
E
To the forest of fun
Dm
So take a hit from the bong (take a hit from the bong)
Am
Sing along with this song (sing along with this song)
F
We'll go together
E
And be happy forever
OUTRO:
Dm Am
So this was the story of the ninja and the dead
F E
they started out fighting but ended up as friends instead
Dm
The ninja was a killer
Am
And the zombie was a beast
F
They shared some happy pillas
E Am
And now they're both very pleased