DID I SHAVE MY BACK FOR THIS?
Cledus T. Judd
Album: Did I Shave My Back For This?
Submitted by: Christopher R. (WildCard76)
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(N.C.) A Mason jar full of shine (Walk up to 'A')
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A CD of LeAnn Rimes.
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Is what I bought for our anniversary to night.
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Now here I stand, with my Pe tunias in hand.
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And you've got a headache ag ain.
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I hit a yard sale, cut my toenails,
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Trimmed my nose hairs just right.
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I thought you'd be impressed, by my new huntin' vest,
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But there's no chance to night.
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It ain't the first time this year; it'll be the TV and beer.
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I 'bout forgot what it's like to be kissed.
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As I sleep on the floor, while she sniffles and snores.
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Did I shave my back for this?
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Now I (N.C.) bet she'll reg ret (Walk up to 'A')
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The fact that she didn't let,
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Me take her to that motel with a pool.
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You know it's so hard to find free HB O and Show time.
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And them vibratin' beds sure are cool.
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I souped up the RV, fired up my Flowbe,
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Trimmed my toupee just right.
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Tried self- -tanning cream, it turned my skin green,
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Errr, you know the directions said that it might.
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Well it's a mystery to me, why she don't like Cledus T.
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Most find me hard to re sist.
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I'm wearin' my brand new drawers, and wonderin' what the heck for!
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Did I shave my back for this?
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Deanna, did I shave my back for this?
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Ooh ooh ooh.