C G
Now some girls will try to dump you if you cant sing one lick
C G
But if you own a ukulele theyre sure to go ape shit
C G C Dmaj
Women love romance and women love to dance
Chorus:
C G
Bitches love ukulele.
C G C G
It's great because all you need to know is four chords
C G
And serenade serenade until you get laid
C G
Cause bitches love ukulele
C G
If you try and ask a girl on a date and you get rejected
C G
Just pull out your ukulele and get to singin
C G
Youll be like la lala la lala le lelele
C G
And her vagina will go crazy
C G
Women love cute shit
C Dmaj
And then youll get to hit it
Chorus:
C G
Bitches love ukulele.
C G C G
It's great because all you need to know is four chords
C G
And serenade serenade until you get laid
C G
Cause bitches love ukulele
C C C C G
Dont go buy a guitar
C C C C G
They are way to expensive
C C C C G
And no girl likes a broke bitch
Dmaj Dmaj Dmaj Dmaj Dmaj
Its cool because a ukulele fits in your budget
Dmaj Cmaj G C6
C G
Bitches love ukulele.
C G C G
It's great because all you need to know is four chords
C G
And serenade serenade until you get laid
C G
Cause bitches love ukulele
C C G
Cause bitches love ukulele