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Standard Tuning - Capo 3
[Verse]
G D G
I think my dog's a democrat
C
And it breaks my heart, to have to say
G
An ugly thing like that
C
But there's a big old pile of evidence
G D/F# Em
That all points towards the fact
G D G
My dog might be a democrat
[Chorus]
C
I pay for all his healthcare
G
And I buy everything he eats
C
I provide him with a place to live
A7 D7
Just to keep him off the street
C
He just acts like he's entitled
G D/F# Em
Even tried to unionize the cat
G D G
Yeah I think my dog's a democrat
[Verse]
G
He chewed up the constitution
G
That I keep on display
C
And every time Benghazi's on TV
G
He looks the other way
C
I know he's a liberal
G D/F# Em
Even if he won't admit it
A7
He pooped on my living room rug
D7
And tried to tell me George Bush did it
[Verse]
C
He ain't got no papers
G D/F# Em
And what really gets my goat
A7
Is if he could find a ride to town
D7
Well I know they'd let him vote
[Bridge]
Em
Well sure we've had some good times
C
And he's been fun to have around
A7
But if he ever barks about
A7
My right to bear arms
D7
I'm gonna have to have him put down
[Chorus]
C
I pay for all his healthcare
G
And I buy everything he eats
C
I provide him with a place to live
A7 D7
Just to keep him off the street
C
You'd have to be a socialist
G D/F# Em
To ever act like that
G D G
So my dog must be a democrat
[Outro]
C
His behavior has been hinting
G D/F# C
His mom might be Mrs. Clinton...
C D
I think my dog's...
N.C.
A spread the wealth
N.C.
Government health
N.C.
Fleabitten ... democrat
C G
Dang it!