D Bm Em A
D Bm Em A
D Bm Em
Kiss me goodnight, go say your prayers
A D
I’ll get the light, don’t be scared,
Bm Em
Just climb into bed, those bedbugs won’t bite
A
And don’t get upset at the noises at night
(chorus)
D Bm
Sometimes Daddy asks questions, Sometimes Mommy says yes,
Em A
Sometimes Mommy yells louder, Sometimes Daddy forgets
D Bm Em
Sometime we jump on the bed, that’s why you hear it squeak
A D
That’s when the headboard rattles, that’s why it keeps the beat
Bm
Sometimes we jump so high we hit our heads on the ceiling,
Em A
That’s when you hear us scream, ‘cause sometimes we like the feeling
D Bm
But don’t you dance on the mattress til you’re old enough
Em A
One day you’ll understand this, it’s called making love
D Bm Em
There’s more words for that, there’s a roll in the hay
A
There’s a cat in the hat, there’s come out and play
D Bm
There’s banging the door, there’s turning the screw
Em A
There’s four on the floor, there’s taming the shrew
(chorus)
Bm F#m Em A
I’m glad we had this talk, there’s more that you’ll discover
Bm F#m Em A
When you’re old enough to walk, go ask your mother
D Bm
One day you’ll need to know it, ‘til then I hope you buy it
Em A
When Daddy’s not at home it may seem way too quiet
D Bm
Then you’ll hear something buzzin’, but you won’t know for sure,
Em A
There’s no need for fussin’, no one needs a cure
D Bm
It’s just Mommy missin’ Daddy, most times that doesn’t phase her
Em A
But when she misses me badly, she sounds like my electric razor
D Bm
Well, sometimes we want to feel closer, but closer is never enough
Em A D
Just a poor substitution for Making Love