[Verse 1]
G Em
Well I’ve heard there was a sneaky gent
G Em
Who yearned to be in Smash Ultimate,
C D
Then learned he wouldn’t be able to
G D
WAAA.
G
Who made the cut?
C D
The nerd, the prude,
Em C
the never-was, the always-nude,
D B
The ones who’d never utter
Em
“WALLELUJAH.”
[Chorus]
C
Wallelujah,
Em
Wallelujah…
C
Assist Trophy
G D G
Walui-i-gi.
[Verse 2]
G Em
But baby, I’ve been here before.
G Em
You opted for the pterosaur,
C D
Some squid thing showed up and the fans
G D
said “BOOYAH!”
G C D
I said “An Echo would be fine”
Em C
But you said, “Too bad! Daisy time!”
D B
It’s a cold and it’s a broken
Em
Wallelujah!
[Chorus]
C
Wallelujah,
Em
Wallelujah…
C
Wallelujah,
G D G
Walui-i-gi.
[Verse 3]
G Em
Now maybe I’d be way too strong,
G Em
I’d top the tier lists all day long,
C D
But even so, who the heck asked for
G D
Pichu!? WAAA.
G C D
Why won’t you let me make my case to
Em C
Punch some mascots in the face?
D B
Ahh, go “assist” yourself! Bah!
Em
Wallelujah!
[Chorus]
C
Wallelujah,
Em
Wallelujah
C
Wallelujah.
G D G
Walui-i-gi...
“Waaa. Whatever. Waluigi will go destroy everyone in Mario Tennis Aces instead.”