C
Well I was sittin' on the porch with Mel and Web
G
Kickin' back pullin' tubes courtesy of Jeb
D
When Smootie rang up and he dropped a dime
D
We're at the Django house and the waves are fine
C
Dan came back with an ol' lap steel
G
When he puts it in his hands he's got to be real
D
If you come around the corner don't forget to turn
D
And bring a little fire we got somethin' to burn
C
I got around the corner I was half way there
G
When I met Ted Moore and of course John Hare
D
They had just got a sack weighing 3
D
It was 19 just about that time
C
So we took a detour to 7 3
G
The house they occupy oceanside D P
D
Got up stairs and locked the door
D
Jerry and the Dead on the video
C
They pulled out the binger and I started to drool
G
It was the foot caustic weapon crystal tool
D
I caught the fumes and I lost my mind
D
Happens every time that I smoke the kind but
C G D D
I never learn but I don' mind I'm just wastin' time
C G D D
I never learn but I don' mind I'm just wastin' time
C
I went to the beach and I picked up a rock
G
I threw it in the ocean and the waves then
D
Caught it and dropped it back into the sea
D
So then I walked away and I let it be
C
Cause it had been lying there for a million days
G
Before I picked it up and threw it away
D
I left the shore went to the liquor store
D
Saw crazy Bruce he was waiting for
C
Someone to buy him some fine malt liquor
G
When he gets it in his system he's a real shitkicker
D
He'll play you a song if you've got the time
D
And even if you don't he's liable to try
C
So I left him there and went into S O S
G
Bought myself a bottle of the black cisco death
D
Drank it down while watching Dave's band
D
Somebody stuck a doob in my hand
C
So I took a hit and I passed it on
G
I woke up on the pavement not before too long
D
I never learn but I don't mind
D
But sometimes it takes a couple of tries but
C G D D
I never learn but I don' mind I'm just wastin' time
C G D D
I never learn but I don' mind I'm just wastin' time
C G D D
I never learn but I don' mind I'm just wastin' time
C G D
I never learn but I don' mind I'm just wastin' time