[Intro]
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[Verse]
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I sat down to watch the game
My wife came in
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She found my cocaine
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I tore out her eyes
She can't find my supplies
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Or much else
[Pre-Chorus]
F E F E
Ohhh, what a perfect wife
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Love of my life
[Verse]
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She sang along to CCR
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I smashed her face into the VCR
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I choked her until her tongue was hanging
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And then I grabbed that thing and pulled it out
[Pre-Chorus]
F E F E
Ohhh, what a tasteless wife
Love of my...
[Chorus]
Am
Don't say word my darling
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I know how you feel
F C
It's been years since I have looked at you this way
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And if I've hurt you
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Please forgive me
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Love makes you do funny things
[Verse]
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Her playing the piano
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Sounded like a thirsty camel in a lake
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I took her little fingers
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As a souvenir of her playing
[Pre-Chorus]
F E F E
Ohhh, what a talented wife
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Love of my life
[Bridge]
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Coming home from work one day
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My wife had found a new way to rig the door
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Shotgun pointed towards me
Trigger pulled
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My body lying on the floor
F E F E
Oh, what a talented wife
And the last thing she said to me was...
[Chorus]
Am
Don't say word my darling
C
I know how you feel
F C
It's been years since I have looked at you this way
F
And if I've hurt you
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Please forgive me
Am
Love makes you do funny things
[Outro]
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