[Intro]
Bb Gm F X2
[Verse 1]
Bb
Well it's hard being a liar
Gm F
I don't know who's supposed to be on my mind
Bb
'Cos I love my little darling
Gm F
But I also love these women online
[Pre-Chorus]
Dm Gm
When I feel it really coming on strong
Dm F
Yeah I know I really shouldn't log on
[Chorus]
Eb
But there's this woman on the Internet
Dm F
She sends me pictures of her beautiful eyes
Gm
And I never get the sense to tell my girl the truth
E Gm F
I got the sense to tell some beautiful lies
F Bb
(Gonna love her with these beautiful eyes)
[Instrumental]
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[Verse 2]
Bb
Well what's the difference darling
Gm F
Between my eyelids and a glowing white screen
Bb
When either way I'm thinking
Gm F
Of the hottest barely legal age teens?
[Pre-Chorus]
Dm Gm
When I feel it really coming on strong
Dm F
Yeah I know I really shouldn't log on
[Chorus]
Eb
Yeah there's this woman on the Internet
Dm F
She sends me pictures of her beautiful eyes
Gm
And I ain't telling no-one 'bout the money I've sent
E Gm F
I don't care if they're just beautiful lies
Eb
Yeah there's this woman on the Internet
Db F
Even if she's some Nigerian guy
Gm
Yeah well you should read the poetry he speaks to me
F
I don't care if they're just beautiful lies
F Bb
(Gonna love him with these beautiful lies)
[Outro]
Bb Gm F