Can we please toast
Dm G
To the motherfu*** douchebags, tonight
C Am F
Do you know where to find marble conference tables?
C F C
I'm looking to have a conference... not until I get the table though.
Am F C
Fur pillows... are hard to actually sleep on
Am C D Am
Man... whatever happened to my antique fish tank?
Am G Am
Classical music is tight, yo
F G C
I make awesome decisions in bike stores
C F C
French fries are the devil...
G
Black is the new black
F G C Am
I love mee!
G C G
That's it, enjoy