Jonathan Coulton é um cantor e compositor norte-americano, nascido em 1 de dezembro de 1970, no Brooklyn, Nova York. Ex-programador de computadores formado pela Universidade Yale, Coulton compõe músicas humorísticas sobre tecnologia e ficção científica. É considerado um dos representantes do geek rock.
O músico compôs músicas para jogos de computador, como Still Alive, feita em 2007 para o jogo Portal e Re:Your Brains, para Left 4 Dead 2.
Quatro anos de trabalho duro!Neste mês de maio fizemos quatro anos no ar. Continuamos trabalhando na divulgação deste maravilhoso instrumento, obrigado por participar da nossa história!
GCA7DGCA7D Some dumb Indian sold Manhattan for Seven bucks and a bottle of booze GCA7DGCG Went out drinking and came home sober and Told his friends the good news
GCA7DGCA7D Bernadette saw the Virgin Mary but No one else could and everyone tried GCA7DGCG All her friends said that she'd gone crazy, she Joined a convent and died
B7EmB7Em I'm the Indian, I am Bernadette DGDG I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet B7EmB7Em I just signed it, I never reviewed A7Am7 All the fine print you wrote out D7 Now I guess I'm GCA7D screwed
GC/GG
GCA7DGCA7D Indiana Jones liked to travel, he Took his friend on a treasure hunt trip GCA7DGCG Did a favor, threw him the idol but Never got back his whip
GCA7DGCA7D Boba Fett was a bounty hunter, he Did his job well, he brought back his man GCA7DGCG He was clutching his unspent money when he Fell down a hole in the sand
B7EmB7Em I am Dr. Jones, I am Boba Fett DGDG I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet B7EmB7Em I just signed it, I never reviewed A7Am7 All the fine print you wrote out D7 Now I guess I'm GCA7D screwed
GC/GG
C#m7b5 G (Fig.1) C#m7b5 G (Fig.2) It's bad news for me again, It never ends C#m7b5 GDDsus4D I got no prize inside my Happy Meal C#m7b5 G C#m7b5 G (Fig.1) I got lots of money, I got lots of friends C#m7b5 GDDsus4D Just like Meatloaf got a record deal
GCA7DGCA7D Alexander Graham Bell made telephones, His friend Watson was out all the time GCA7DGCG Called him up just to chat, nobody home, Never got back his dime
GCA7DGCA7D Once upon a time France was beautiful, Had a queen who gave everyone cake GCA7DGCG Then the people got mad and killed her dead, Took back all they could take
B7EmB7Em I am Graham Bell, Marie Antionette DGDG I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet B7EmB7Em I just signed it, I never reviewed A7Am7 All the fine print you wrote out D7 Now I guess I'm GCA7D screwed