C
Have you seen my sister Evelyn
D
Dang she's gone and wandered off again
G
I've been looking high and low
C C#dim Em7/D C
Where oh where'd my sister go
C
She's been known to spend some time
D
With a sailor friend of mine
G
I called him up and what'd he say
C (One strum)
I ain't seen that girl today
C
So if you see my sister Evelyn
D
Tell that girl to hurry home again
G C
Where oh where'd my sister Evelyn go
G
Is she with the doctor or the plumber
Or the dentist or the handyman
C
Did she go to India or Africa
Or Wichita or Pakistan
G
Did she go join the Navy or go completely crazy
C C#dim Em7/D C
Or is she playing a trick on me
G
Did she run off with the barber the professor
Or the banker or the clergyman
C
Is it possible that she could be in Timbuktu
Or Katmandu or Vegas or Uzbekistan
G
She learning how to do-do
The Chattanooga Choo Choo
C C#dim Em7/D C
Oh golly where could that girl be
C
Have you seen my sister Evelyn
D
Dang she's gone and wandered off again
G
I've been looking high and low
C C#dim Em7/D C
Where oh where'd my sister go
C
She's been known to jump a train
D
With a gal we know from down the lane
G
I looked her up and wha'd she say
C (One strum)
I ain't seen that girl in days
C
So if you see my sister Evelyn
D
Tell that girl to hurry home again
G C
Where oh where'd my sister Evelyn go
G
Is my floozy sister with the doctor
Or the drummer
Or the dentist or the handyman
Did that ho-bag quit her job and run off
With that dick-head Mike
C
To Indio Guantanamo
Or Panama or Disneyland
G
Is she studying Kabbalah
Did she win a million dollars
C C#dim Em7/D C
Or is she dead in a ditch somewhere
C
So if you see my sister Evelyn
D
Tell that girl to hurry home again
G
Where oh where x
G C
Where oh where'd my sister Evelyn go