If You Wanna Be Happy by Jimmy Soul
>Chords by Nick-I-X
[Chorus]
Eb F
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Dm Gm
Never make a pretty woman your wife
Eb F
So from my personal point of view
F Bb
Get an ugly girl to marry you
(Repeat once)
[Verse]
Bb Gm
A pretty woman makes a man look small
F Bb
And very often causes his downfall
Bb Gm
As soon as he married her, then she starts
F Bb
Doin' the things that will break his heart
Bb Gm
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
F Bb
You'll be happy for the rest of your life
Bb Gm
An ugly woman cooks your meals on time
F Bb
An she'll always treat you kind
[Chorus]
Eb F
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Dm Gm
Never make a pretty woman your wife
Eb F
So from my personal point of view
F Bb
Get an ugly girl to marry you
(Saxophone Solo)
[Verse]
Bb Gm
Don't let your friends say you have no taste
F Bb
Go ahead and marry her anyway
Bb Gm
Though her face is ugly and her eyes don't match
F Bb
Take it from me, she's a better catch
[Chorus]
Eb F
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Dm Gm
Never make a pretty woman your wife
Eb F
So from my personal point of view
F Bb
Get an ugly girl to marry you
(Repeat until end)