[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Sometimes in life (...) you want to buy a boat
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But you don't have the money that salesmen require for boats
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But that sea
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Is calling to me
N.C.
You gotta give to the...
[Chorus 1]
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Maximum Fun Drive
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Maximum Fun Drive
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Maximum Fun Drive
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Maximum Fun Drive
[Verse 2]
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What do you do when you've got a little boat
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And your friends at the marina, they all make fun of your little boat?
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Well, the answer is clear
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Give me boat money this year
N.C.
It's time for the...
[Chorus 2]
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Maximum Fun Drive
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Maximum Fun Drive
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Maximum Fun Drive
[Bridge]
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The boat was an allegory for my penis
[Chorus 2]
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I'm talking 'bout penis enlargement surgery
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The men at the docks make fun of my dick
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I wish that the boat men would stop looking at me in the bathroom
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It's supposed to be a private place