[Verse 1]
C F Am G
Fuck you and your high-class friends
C F Am G
They wouldn't know the difference between love and sex
C F Am G
And I wouldn't say intelligence is something they possess
C F Am G
At least I haven't noticed in the time we've spent
C F Am G
On the weekends when we pretend that we're something more than friends
C F Am G
When we sleep in and it feels like how we feel we'll never end
[Chorus]
C
And we pretend
F Am G
We pretend
C
We pretend
F Am G
We pretend
[Verse 2]
C F Am G
Fuck you and your new boyfriend
C F Am G
I bet he doesn't know the things that I know and
C F Am G
I bet he doesn't know your hidden love for punk bands
C F Am G
Or your infatuation with drunk romance
C F Am G
Can we pretend that you leave him and we can be more than friends?
C F Am G
We can return to how we were when we met
[Chorus]
C
And we'll pretend
F Am G
We'll pretend
C
We'll pretend
F Am G
We'll pretend
[Verse 3]
C F Am G
Fuck you and what your parents say
C F Am G
I'm sorry that I doubted when you said that they're insane
C F Am G
Cause they always said I don't know how to act my age
C F Am G
They always said that I'm no good for you but hey
C F Am G
Can we pretend on the weekend that we maybe more than friends?
C F Am G
We can sleep in all weekend again
[Chorus]
C
And we'll pretend
F Am G
We'll pretend
C
We'll pretend
F Am G
We'll pretend
C
Oh we'll pretend
F Am G
We'll pretend
C F Am
We'll pretend
G C
Oh we'll pretend