Am C
I am an anarchist
G
an antichrist
D
an asterix
Am C
I am an anorak
G
an acolyte
Dm
an accidental
Am C
I am eleven feet
G
ok eight
Dm
six foot three
Am C G D
I fought the British and I won
Am C
I have a rocket ship
G
A jetfighter
Dm
a paper airplane
B5
ja ja ja ja ja
Em D C D
say what you will I am The Kill
Em D C D Em D C D C
the only thing that keeps you really truly safe from being real
Am C
I have a tendency
G
to exaggerate
D
just a little bit
Am C
I Am A plagiarist
G
apologist
Dm
A walruscokeheadlizard
Am C
I am an optimist
G D
a closeted misogynist
Am C G D
I fought the British and I won
Am C G Dm
i have a wishing well a living will a magical eight ball
Bm
ja ja ja ja ja
Em D C D
say what you will - I am The Kill
Em D C D Em D C D
the only thing that keeps you really truly safe from being real
C
put pat sajak back in office
B5
put pat sajak back in office
C G
but the sun still sets on you
C G
and the retarded party nobody came to but you
C G
and so you drink to all the emptiness until you wake up
Am C
and there's hell to pay again
C G
and the punch lines point at you
C G
and all the comebacks in the world are in your head
C G
and you can't say them until everybody leaves
Am C
and it's just you and your imaginary friends