[Intro]
F G Dsus2 Bb
F G Dsus2 Bb
F G Dsus2 Bb
F G Dsus2 Bb
[Verse]
F
Making young girls pine
Am
I don't have the time
Bb
Babies get in line
F C
I've got a protractor
F
Got a stapler now It goes "ka-ching"
Am
Gotta have the math club crown me king
Bb
Gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing
F C
On my calculator
Dm
If you're up
C
And if you want
F C Dm
A piece of me
C
Wave goodbye
A
And blow a kiss
'Cause you can't handle this
[Chorus]
F
No, No, No
C Bb
You can't handle this
F
No, No, No
C Bb
You can't handle this
[Verse]
F
Through my glasses glare
Am
You'll see savoir faire
Bb
Beneath my icy stare
F C
I've got a retainer
F
Maybe I'm the physics main event
Am
Maybe I'm the chem club president
Bb
Maybe even Texas Instruments
F C
Thinks that I'm coplanar
Dm
If you're up
C
And if you want
F C Dm
A piece of me
C
Wave goodbye
A
And blow a kiss
'Cause you can't handle this
[Chorus]
F
No, No, No
C Bb
You can't handle this
F
No, No, No
C Bb
You can't handle this
[Bridge]
G Dm
And Leonard Nemoy
Bb F
Can't stand up to this
G Dm
And Captain James T. Kirk
Bb F
Bows beneath my fists
G Dm
And I am awesome
Bb
Awesome
F C
I am the awesomest
[Chorus]
G
No, No, No
D C
You can't handle this
G
No, No, No
D C
You can't handle this
[Outro]
G D C
G D C
G
Yeah