Tillman is tuned to D tuning (whole step down from standard tuning), but these chords seem to work
pretty well in standard tuning.
I like to play the C/G and Bb/F, but playing regular C and Bb sounds fine..
Intro: F - Bb/F - F - Bb/F
F Bb/F F Gm
Oh, I just love the kind of woman who can walk over a man
Bb/F F Gm
I mean like a god damn marching band
Eb Bb/F F Gm
She says, like literally, music is the air she breathes
C/G Dm
And the malaprops make me want to fucking scream
C/G Dm
I wonder if she even knows what that word means
A7 Dm
Well, it's literally not that
F - Bb/F - F - Bb/F
F Bb/F F Gm
Of the few main things I hate about her, one's her petty, vogue ideas
Bb/F F Gm
Someone's been told too many times they're beyond their years
Eb Bb/F F Gm
By every half-wit of distinction she keeps around
C/G Dm
And now every insufferable convo
C/G Dm
Features her patiently explaining the cosmos
A7 Dm
Of which she's in the middle
Bb/F C/G Gm
Oh my God, I swear this never happens
Bb/F C/G Gm
Lately, I can't stop the wheels from spinning
Bb Bb Gm
I feel so unconvincing
Bb Bb Gm C
When I fumble with your buttons
F - Bb/F - F - Bb/F
F Bb/F F Gm
She blames her excess on my influence but gladly Hoovers all my drugs
Bb/F F Gm
I found her naked with the best friend in the tub
Eb Bb/F F Gm
We sang "Silent Night" in three parts which was fun
C/G Dm
Til she said that she sounds just like Sarah Vaughan
C/G Dm
I hate that soulful affectation white girls put on
A7 Dm
Why don't you move to the Delta?
Bb A A7
I obliged later on when you begged me to choke ya