A C#m A C#m
A C#m Bm E
I'm having a party but you're not invited
A C#m Bm E
Pizza and fizzy-pop it's all so exciting
F#m C#m
Sardines and musical chairs
F#m C#m
What a shame that you're not here
Bm Bm Bm/A E
Cos you're not my friend anymore
A C#m Bm E
You've made your position quite clear from your distance
A C#m Bm E
What crime have I done that negates my existence?
F#m C#m
Me and all of my other chums
F#m C#m
Will sit and talk 'bout your smelly bum
Bm Bm Bm/A E
Cos youre not my friend anymore
A C#m
We'll have phe-E-E-asant
Bm E A C#m
And everyone leaves with a pre-e-esent
Bm E A C#m
Kisses and hugs it's so pleasant
Bm C#m
Peaceful, and I
Bm E
I hate you, I hope that you die
A C#m Bm E
I'm having a party and I hope that you know this
A C#m Bm E
Spend Friday alone and pretend not to notice
F#m C#m
All of the stupid things you've done
F#m C#m
I know and I'm telling everyone
Bm Bm/A E
Cos you're not my best friend anymore
A C#m Bm E (x2)
F#m C#m (x2)
Bm Bm/A E
D E
And tomorrow I will buy a new friend
A D
From the new friend shop
A D
Cos my friend you are not
A D A E D D-
And I hate you as much as I miss you
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmy_the_Great