Sing this one in a moderately fast tempo
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The Fly
C
I was sitting down having me lunch today
C
When a strange sight caught my eye
C
A dirty big blowie was hitchin' a ride
G
On the back of another fly
F
Then I looked across at the window
C
Where a louvre it was broke
C
They were flying in like siamese twins
G C
And I almost bloody choked
G
They were joined in copulation
C
On the amrest of the chair
C G
All increasing population fornicating everywhere
F
They were shagging in the kitchen
C
They were shagging in the hall
C
While keeping perfect rythym
G C
With the clock upon the wall
G
Then one randy blue arse bastard
C
With affection for the dead
C
Spies a fly stuck to the paper
G
Hanging just above me head
F
And he postumourusly rapes her
C
And gets stuck up there like a bat
C
Oh if your a fly and you had to die
G C
Would you like to die like that
C
Well me dad came home from work
C
All buggered hot and dry
C
Said if I don't have a coldie soon
G
I'm surely gonna die
F
No sooner had he poured it out
C
And Lord he had a fit
C
When a double deckered duo
G C
Down upon the froth they lit
C
And as they swam, they humped and drank
C
And breaststroked 'round the glass
C
The electric light was gleaming
G
Bright off his iridescent arse
F
And slowly drunk they finally sunk
C
At last when the beer was flat
C
Now if I was a fly and I had to die
G C
I'd like to die like that
C
Well the family were all sitting down
C
The evening meal to dine
C
A great big chook that mum had cooked
G
Really looked divine
F
Then those double deckered blowies
C
Reappeared from everywhere
C
Depravity was on the wing
G C
And lust was in the air
C
They were scruffing in the stuffin'
C
And on the potatoes
C
And one was chockabloc
G
Perched on the parson's nose
F
It was quick but it was messy
C
Down came the swatter flat
C
Oh if your a fly and you had to die
G C
Would you like to die like that
G
Oh if your a fly and you had to die
C
Would you like it quick and clean
C
Anaethitised before your eyes
G
With Pebeau or Mortein
F
But of all the ways that I could die
C
I'd like to drown in beer the best
C
But I'll be happy you know
C
When it's time to go
G C
If I go on the nest
C
I'll be happy you know
C
When it's time to go
G C G C
If I go on the nest