(Verse 1)
E Abm
This has got to die, this has got to stop
F#m Am
This has got to lie down, with someone else on top
E Abm
You can keep me pinned, it?s easier to tease
F#m Am
But you can't paint an elephant quite as good as she
(Chorus)
E Ab F#m Am
And she may cry like a baby. And she may drive me crazy
E A F#m B
Cause I am lately? Lonely
(Verse 2)
E Abm
So why?d you have to lie? I take it I'm your crotch
F#m Am
The pillow in your pillow case is easier to touch
E Abm
And then you think you've sinned, as you fall upon your knees
F#m Am
Living in your picture, still forget the breeze
(Chorus)
E Ab
And she may rise if I sing you down
F#m Am
And she may wisely cling to the ground
E A F#m B
Cause I am lately horny
E A F#m B
So why would she take me horny?
(Bridge)
F#m Am
What's the point of this song? Or even singing?
F#m B
You've already gone, why am I clinging?
F#m B
Well I could throw it out, and I could live without
And I could do it all for you I could be strong
C#m / / / / / B
Tell me if you want me to lie
(End verse)
E Abm
'Cause this has got to die, this has got to stop
F#m Am
This has got to lie down, down with someone else on top
E Abm
You can both keep me pinned, ?cause it's easier to tease
F#m Am
But you can't make me happy quite as good as me
Well you know that?s a lie