[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Driving with a yellow dog, I-95
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He's got a smile on his face and big shiny eyes
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Up at a decent hour, never ate yet
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Got a little Johnny Cash in the ol' tape deck
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Nothing in the trunk but some baseball gloves
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A pair of jumper cables and a set of golf clubs
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Blanket on the back seat, we're in rough shape
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Sunroof held on with a bit of duct tape
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Looking for a gas station, better make a list
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Fill'er up with regular, I need to take a piss
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Sexy girl air freshener, snacks and that pinwheel
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Top up the fluids, clean the bugs off the windshield
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Not a care in the world, not a how and a why
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No destination, not a cloud in the sky
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Back on the road not a moment too soon
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Dish ran away with some other spoon
[Chorus]
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Wicked and weird, I'm a road hog
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With an old dog singing slow songs, tryin'a hold on
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Wicked and weird, I'm a rat fish
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Tryin'a practice doin' back flips on your mattress
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Wicked and weird, I'm a road hog
G
With an old dog singing slow songs, tryin'a hold on
F
Wicked and weird, I'm a rat fish
G
Tryin'a practice doin' back flips on your mattress
[Verse 2]
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Hole in the muffler, ghosts on the shoulder
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Cough drops, loose change in the beverage holder
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To roll down the window, you gotta use a wrench
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Been thinking about brushing up on my French
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Right there in the glove box, if you should look
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You'll find 40 parking tickets and a copy of the Good Book
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Don't bother looking, you'll never find me
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I'm starting from scratch and leaving trouble behind me
[Chorus]
Am
Wicked and weird, I'm a road hog
G
With an old dog singing slow songs, tryin'a hold on
F
Wicked and weird, I'm a rat fish
G
Tryin'a practice doin' back flips on your mattress
Am
Wicked and weird, I'm a road hog
G
With an old dog singing slow songs, tryin'a hold on
F
Wicked and weird, I'm a rat fish
G
Tryin'a practice doin' back flips on your mattress
[Verse 3]
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Christ Almighty, there's a rattle in the wheel well
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Dog fell asleep and man, I don't feel well
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But all I need's a half decent breakfast
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And I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
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Five o'clock shadow, lips like mudflaps
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Hands like eagle's talons, eyes like hub caps
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The further I get, I keep goin' faster
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Whispers in the wind and cows in the pasture
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I have no plans and nothin' to prove either
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I eat out of a bag and sleep in a movie theatre
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The highway's a story teller, I just write it down
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Already been beaten, there's no way to fight it now
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I just kick back and keep warm on the cold days
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And laugh cause it ain't like it was in the old days
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I figure when I make it to the Heavenly gates
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They'll be working on my car and playing '78's
[Chorus]
Am
Wicked and weird, I'm a road hog
G
With an old dog singing slow songs, tryin'a hold on
F
Wicked and weird, I'm a rat fish
G
Tryin'a practice doin' back flips on your mattress
Am
Wicked and weird, I'm a road hog
G
With an old dog singing slow songs, tryin'a hold on
F
Wicked and weird, I'm a rat fish
G
Tryin'a practice doin' back flips on your mattress
[Outro]
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