[Intro]
C
[Refrain]
C F
Gossip calypso Gossip calypso
G C
Hear all about it yak a yak-yak
C F
Every woman up at the window
G C
Giving out the gossip and getting it back
[Verse 1]
F
Oh Mrs Brown well how are you now I tell you
G C
I've had a shocking time with Ern and his stomach
F G C
Don't talk to me my Charlie has gone and fallen down the stairs again Saints preserve us
F
Poor old chap did he hurt himself
G C
Well not as much as Alf that's my cousin Fred's boy
F G C
I learned from Fred the doctor said he'll have to have his knee-cap scraped cor blimey singing
[Refrain]
C F
Gossip calypso Gossip calypso
G C
Hear all about it yak a yak-yak
C F
Every woman up at the window
G C G C
Giving out the gossip and getting it back
[Verse 2]
F
Oh Mrs Booze have you heard the news that woman
G C
You know the very fat one down at the corner
F G C
Climbed in a truck got stuck they think that they never gonna get her out do tell me
F
Well I had a feller round and gave him a pound
G C
To free her with an oxyacetylene welder
F G C
Must send along some books it looks like she's gonna be there quite some time cor blimey singing
[Refrain]
C F
Gossip calypso Gossip calypso
G C
Hear all about it yak a yak-yak
C F
Every woman up at the window
G C G A D
Giving out the gossip and getting it back
[Verse 3]
D G
Oh Mrs Ware I do like your hair who does it
A D
I go to Madame Pom Pom round by the gas works
G A D
With all that fruit it looks so cute I can't believe it it's really you like a film star
G
Have you heard dear a little bird has
A D
Told me Mrs Tate's expecting her seventh
G A D
Well glory be that's three she's had since Lenny had his tonsils out cor blimey singing
[Refrain]
D G
Gossip calypso Gossip calypso
A D
Hear all about it yak a yak-yak
D G
Every woman up at the window
A D
Giving out the gossip and getting it back
A D D
Giving out the gossip and getting it back