1st Verse all verses SPOKEN
E (let ring) C (let ring)
Well I'm upper-upper class high society
E (let ring) C (let ring)
Gods' gift to ballroom noteriety
E (let ring) C (let ring)
And my ballrooms always filled - the event is never small
D (let ring) B B B B B
The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all
E C#m
I've GOT big balls I've GOT big balls
They're SUCH big balls they're DIRTY big balls
And HE's got big balls and SHE's got big balls
C C C D D A A A B
BUT WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST - BALLS OF THEM ALL
2nd Verse
E C
And my ballrooms always bouncing and my ballrooms always full
E C
And everybody comes and comes again
E C
If your name is one the guest list - no one can take you higher
D B B B B B
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire
Chorus
3rd Verse
E C/E
Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress
E C/E
But when they're held for pleasure - they're the balls that I like best
E C/E
My balls are always bouncing - from the left and to the right
D/F# B B B B B
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night
Chorus