Quatro anos de trabalho duro!Neste mês de maio fizemos quatro anos no ar. Continuamos trabalhando na divulgação deste maravilhoso instrumento, obrigado por participar da nossa história!
DF#Bm I'm a feminine Eminem a slim shady lady G But nice 'cause I texted Haiti DF#BmG 9 lady cops on the road and I'm arrested for doing DF# Like Hamlet all about words words words BmG Divide a whole into thirds thirds thirds DF# I'm a gay sea otter BmG I blow other dudes out of the water DF# I'm the man muffin divin' muffin BmG Cold and fly like an arctic puffin D Puffin F# whacky tobaccy BmG Hating other rappers like I'm Helga Pataki DF#Bm And I've been rocking this mic before electricity GD Way back in 1 BCE F# n c that's before the common era era era era D era era oh F# I can't be stopped BmGD flow so sick that it should be mopped up F# Chick's got a Dixie cup BmG I gotta dick full of helium I'll fuck you up DF# A boy a girl a middle-aged bitch BmG botox in the third person DF# I give the perspective a switch and n.c Bo talks in the third person
Just relax
if you wanna know me here's two facts
DF#Bm I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite GA Hungry hungry hypocrite DF#Bm I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite
GA
DF#BmG Met a girl named Macy had sex with her all day DF#BmG But she was dyslexic so I ended up doing the YMCA DF# We balling Asian BmG Wii bowling prostate cancer semi-colon DF# Find that hole like I'm Stephen Hawking BmG Atticus Finch killing mocking DF# Cry like a child would BmG you raped my childhood DF# Just stroll in roll in your pole into BmGD Rolie Polie Olie's colon F# To relax my mind BmG I take a walk by the clock and I pass the time and DF# Rhyming mathematical timing BmG syntax impacts the intact hymen DF# I'm an internet provider BmG came from the web like a horny spider DF# Fucked a girl in an apple orchard BmG then came in cider DF# I thought AIDS was a butt virus BmG like conjunction junction conjunctivitis DF# I spit gold bars BmG cause I was molested by my uncle Midas n.c Gay dads blow pops another sucker
Oedipus was the first motherfucker
DF#Bm I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite GA Hungry hungry hypocrite DF#BmGA I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite
DF# We the people of the USA BmG Jose we're not talking to you esé DF# We got a border in order to keep you out BmG It's what my NYU essay's about DF# Cause we're xenophobic warrior princess BmG Molested by my uncle Sam is that incest DF# I WANT YOU to smell my finger BmGD Does my nephew's scent still linger F# South of queers north of hell BmG The queer ones suck and the brown ones smell DF# We guard the border and we guard it well Bm But some slip through the cracks G of the liberty bell DF# Did I say liberty Bm I meant taco paco G hey you better let that rock go DF# Cause in real life Goliath wins BmG And then sells all the silk that the widow spins
n.c One more time DF#Bm I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite GA Hungry hungry hypocrite DF#Bm I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite
GA Yeah Break it down now
n.c Bitches and hoes Bo's hoes oh
bitches and hoes bitches hoes D Bitches and hoes don't exist because F# the hoes know Bo's a feminist Bm Bitches and hoes don't exist because GA the hoes know Bo's a feminist D So take off your bras and burn 'em F# or you can let me burn 'em Bm Take off your bras and burn 'em GA or you can let Bo Burnham burn 'em D Take off your bras and burn 'em F# you can let me burn 'em Bm Take off your bras and burn 'em burn 'em GA you can let Bo Burnham burn 'em