Am F C G
The books you think I wrote are way too thick
Am F C G Am
Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick
F C G
And I don't watch you when you sleep
Am F C G Am
Surprisingly I don't use my omnipotence to be a fucking creep
F C G Am
You're not going to heaven
F C G Am
Why the fuck would you think I'd ever kick it with you
F C G Am
None of you are going to heaven
F C G Am
There's a trillion aliens cooler than you
Am Am Am Am
Am F C G G
You shouldn't abstain from rape just 'cause you think that I want you to
Am F C C G
You shouldn't rape 'cause rape is a fucked up thing to do
Like verse:
Am F C G
Pretty obvious just don't fucking rape people please didn't think I had to write that one down for you
Am F C G
I don't think masturbation is obscene
Am F C G Am
It's absolutely natural and the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen
F C G Am F C
You make my job a living hell and I sent gays to fix overpopulation
G Am
And boy did that go well
F C G Am
You're not going to heaven
F C G Am
Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns
F C G Am
None of you are going to heaven
F C
You're not my children
G Am
You're a bad game of Sims
Am Am Am
Am F C G G
You shouldn't abstain from pork just 'cause you think that I want you to
Am F C C G
You can eat pork 'cause why the fuck would I give a shit
Like verse:
Am F C G
I created the universe think I'd draw the line at the fucking deli aisle
Am F C G
You argue and you bicker and you fight
Am F C G Am
Atheists Catholics Jews and Hindus argue day and night
F C G
Over what they think is true
Am F C G Am
But no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you
F C G Am
You pray so badly for heaven
F C G Am
Knowing any day might be the day that you die
F C G Am
But maybe life on earth could be heaven
F C G Am
Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try
Am Am Am
Am F C G
My love's the type of thing that you have to earn
Am F C G G G
And when you earn it you won't need it need it need it
Am F C G
My love's the type of thing that you have to earn
Am F C G
And when you earn it you won't need it
G G G
Am F C G G G G
I'm not gonna give you love just 'cause I know that you want me to
Am F C C
If you want love then the love's gonna come from you
Chords: by ikstarky