Quatro anos de trabalho duro!Neste mês de maio fizemos quatro anos no ar. Continuamos trabalhando na divulgação deste maravilhoso instrumento, obrigado por participar da nossa história!
D , A , G INTRO [Spoken] D Instead of people actually telling their stories A You just got a bunch of millionaire metrosexuals that have never done a hard days work in their lives G But instead of just sort of figuring out the phrases and the words that they can pander into their crowd with D They just sort of list these words and phrases off A mad-lib style in every song and pander to them G Words like
VERSE [Sung] D Dirt road Cold beer A Blue jeans G Red pickup D Rural noun simple adjective [Spoken] A , G And when you're not singing you just talk in the middle like this
D No shoes No shirt A No Jews G You didn't hear that [Spoken] D You also didn't not hear it A , G
PRE CHORUS Bm I walk and talk like a field hand G But the boots I'm wearing cost five grand DA I write songs about riding tractors G From the comfort of a private jet
CHORUS D I can sing in mandarin A And still know I'm pandering G Hunting deer and chasing trout BmA Cold Bud Light with the logo facing out
D Hear that subtle mandolin A That's textbook pandering GBm I own a private ranch that I rarely use A
INTERLUDE [Spoken] D , A , G One verse one chorus in the bag Now it's time to talk to the ladies I am hoping my Southern charm offsets all these rape-y vibes I'm putting out
VERSE [Sung] D Good girl In a straw hat AG With her arms out in a corn field D , A , G That's a scarecrow sorry Thought that was a human woman start that over again
D Cold night Cold beer A Cold jeans G Strike that last one D I want you A I hope you're feeling me [Spoken] G Once again just talking in the middle
PRE CHORUS Bm We go to bed and you doze off G So I take your country girl clothes off D I put my hands on your body AG It feels like hay it's a fucking scarecrow again
CHORUS D White mics and pampering A Fuck your ears I'm pandering G I write songs for the people who do BmA Jobs in the towns that I've never moved to
D Legalize gerrymandering A Tolerate my pandering G You got a beautiful mouth Bm I got a beautiful dick [Spoken] A You dumb motherfuckers want a key change?
[KEY CHANGE] CHORUS E Thematically meandering B phatically pandering A I got a tight grip on my demo's balls C#mB Say the word truck and they jizz in their overalls
E You don't know what land you're in B I'm in the land of pandering A And I'll be upfront C#mBE I do what I do cause I'm a total fucking cun-try boy