Verse 1
Em
She doesn't need money
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She doesn't need diamonds
A
She's lookin' for pretty things
Em
She doesn't want romance
C7
She doesn't need finance
A
She's looking for rendezvous
Chorus
Am
But every time she's going down
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She never looks around
I'll wait and watch her with my
lens until she brings the curtain down
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'There behind the keyhole'
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with my fisheye
Verse 2
Em
I'm back in the darkroom
C7
I'm covered in fixer
A
I'm making a photograph
Em
I'll send her some postcards
C7
In glorious colour
A
I'm keeping the negatives
Chorus
Am
I'll form a letter from the news
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With different type from different lines
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I'll tell the world about her
I'll mail the People and the Times
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'Oo it'll be so scandalous
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For the both of them
D
But mainly her'
Lead Break
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Verse 3
Em
She showed them her husband
C7
He ordered a dozen
A
He thought they were fabulous
Em
The one with the --
C7
The two of the --
A
And three of the --
Em
He sold her to Hefner
C7
Who put her in Playboy
A
He gave her a centre-fold
Em
I made a real blunder
C7
She made it in movies
A
I made her a superstar
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