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I used to buy my chips from an oppresive chip shop regeme
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the girl who worked there she seemed happy but i knew it was not what it seemed
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do you wan't salt and viniger Is what they made her say
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but in the language of the ghetto that means help i'm a woman in chains
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I wanted to free her
C D G
in my dreams i would see her running naked in the woods round Raynem
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If i had some tigers i'd train em
wait for a few bars
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To protect her
C [let ring] D [let ring] G [strum normally]
from the sexual fashism that was lerking round the gerkin
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i'd lean accross the counter and we would talk
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I carved the name debbie on a little wooden fork
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When into the shop came a skin head gang they snatched the fork from my hand
C D Em
Debbie she looked at me to assert my masculinity
C
I said OI
D
they said What
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I said nothing
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