C F
I think the postman intercepts everything I try and send to you
C F
Cause he's infatuated and he's the fulcrum between us two
G F C
And I can't say I'd blame him 'cause I'd cheat a priest just to get to you
C
Doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo doo do
C
She works in a dental practice nine-til-five how does she manage
F C
Considering her nights don't pass out til three
G F C
So I guess that flossing is the last thing in her health routine
C
Doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo doo doo do
F G F
And I don't mind that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys
F C
There's no jealousy 'cause she's little miss pipedream fantasy
F
Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh
C
Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh
F
Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh
C
Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh
C F G Am F
I saw her slam back tequilas like Oliver Reid on an Irish stag do
F G Am F
And I'll wait if you stay 'cause foggy London town's not built for me or you
F C
Don't leave miss pipedream 'cause I love you
C
Doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo doo doo do
F
Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh
C
Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh
F G Am F
And I don't mind that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys
F G Am F
There's no jealousy though she'll grind it out with friends but not with me
F C
She's my little pipedream fantasy
C
Doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo doo doo do
F
Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh
C
Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh
F
Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh
C
Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh