E A E B
Kenneth Clarke's beard is wondrous place there are thousands of people who
live on his face
E A E D
There are schools for the children and homes for the old when you live in
B
a beard you never get cold
A E A
There's a theme-park a circus a lake and a zoo On Kenneth Clarke's beard
B
there's just so much to do
E A E A B
I live in a place that's never been sheared yes I live in Kenneth Clarke's
E
beard.