#Sing first two verses as normal followed by a chorus and these verses
C G
Mrs Caldwell teaches three
F G
Langua-cheese
C G
And she doesn't know how
F G
To teach them
Chorus
C G
The people in her class
F G
Have learnt nothing since last March
C G
And she doesn't how how
F G
To teach them
Chorus
C G
Mrs Caldwell has two
F G
Boobaloobs
C G
And she doesn't know how
F G
To control them
Chorus
C G
She has a lacy bra
F G
But it doesn't stretch that far
C G
Cos she doesn't know how
F G
To control them
Chorus