Gm A# C
How can you leave me on my own
Gm A# C
How can you leave me on my own
G D C
When did you say that you're coming home
Gm A# G
How can you leave me on my own
A# C Gm
When you leave I become a moron
A# C G
A beer-swilling time-killing moron
D# C D# C
I surgically remove all of the green food from my diet
D# C D# C
I know I should be reading but I'm too lazy to try it
D# D A# C Gm
I keep the TV on all day to chase away the quiet when you leave
Gm, A#, C
Gm A# C
How can you leave me on my own
Gm A# C
How can you leave me on my own
Gm A# C
How can you leave me on my own
Gm A# C
How can you leave me on my own
G D C
When did you say that you're coming home
Gm A# G
How can you leave me on my own
A# C G
When you leave I become a dickhead
A# C G
A bad-smelling couch-dwelling dickhead
D# C D# C
I drink too many cups of tea and eat too many biscuits
D# C D# C
I think about going out decide not to risk it
D# D A# C Gm
I look at naked ladies cause I'm too weak to resist it when you leave
Gm, A#, C
Gm A# C
How can you leave me on my own
Gm A# C
How can you leave me on my own
Gm A# C
How can you leave me on my own
Gm A# C
How can you leave me on my own
G D C
It´s not the same talking on the phone
Gm A# G
How can you leave me on my own
A# C G
When you leave I become a caveman
A# C G
A bed-head brain-dead caveman
D# C D# C
I stare at all the photos and the texts that you have sent me
D# C D# C
I curl up with the dogs I think they're starting to resent me
D# D A# C Gm
I want to go to bed but the bed is just too empty when you leave
Gm, A#, C
Gm A# C
How can you leave me on my own
Gm A# C
How can you leave me on my own
Gm A# C
How can you leave me on my own
Gm A# C
How can you leave me on my own
G D C
When did you say that you're coming home
Gm A# G
How can you leave me on my own