G
C
They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this
C
They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss
F
And they'll make you call felatio a trouser friendly kiss
C G
Is the plain situation
C G
There's no negotiation
Am G C
With the fellows at the freakin' FCC
G
C
They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups
C
Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
F
Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops
C G
Take a tip take a lesson
C G
You’ll never win by messin'
Am G C
With the fellows at the freakin' FCC
F Fm C
And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing
F D G
You’re gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
Cause you can't say penis
C
So they sent this little warning then prepare to do their worst
C
And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you can be coerced
F
I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first
C G
They may just be neurotic
C G
Or possibly psychotic
Em Am Dm G C
They’re the fellas at the freakin' FCC