[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Sometimes you can't fight the powers that be
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You end up sleeping on your bathroom floor
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But with the late April showers and the 4 am breeze
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At least you got a place that’s dry and warm
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You got ahead of yourself and now you’re taking the toll
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I'll sit here Indian style and sing you screeching weasel
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All complications aside, you’re just a sick animal
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So lay your head where it leads you.
[Bridge]
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E
(little bass riff on low E string)
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[Verse 2]
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Sometimes I like to think there’s a place we all go
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It’s filled with chocolate milk and chips ahoy
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And with a good attitude we'll be kickin' it soon
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and taking shots with Walt Disney
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I called my mom today but it wasn't too nice
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she said "thanks for the call, now get a grip on your life"
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I said I'm trying so hard it’s just moving so fast
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These kinds of things scare me shitless
[Bridge]
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[Chorus]
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and all of the while,
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I've got a friend on the floor, and I won't leave until he's counting sheep
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and in his bed nice and warm and all the barf is clean
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I promise you'll wake with a smile, cause it happens to me once in a while
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I'll sing you songs till you can open your eyes, hold up your head, and tell me your fine.