[Verse 1]
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Why's everybody laughing?
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Weepy doesn't know.
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He just stands there grinning,
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I guess he's kinda slow;
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But Weepy don't get sore,
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Seems like he asks for more
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Look at all the broken dishes on the floor.
[Verse 2]
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Weepy can't do nothin',
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There's nothin' he can do.
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Sometimes he takes all morning
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To find his other shoe.
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Hey, Goddamn it, Sid,
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Lay off the poor dumb kid!
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Come on Weep, I'll show you where it's hid.
[Verse 3]
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He's so damned good natured,
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Just laughs and takes his lumps.
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You never seen him angry
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'Cept when he's croaking gumps.
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But that's no big surprise,
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It's right there in his eyes;
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Looks like Weepy's found him something more his size.
[Verse 4]
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Just like all these dishes
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There's something in him broke;
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Don't guess we mean to hurt him
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When we play our little joke.
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Still the social workers say
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He might have to go away,
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Well, you ask him - I bet he'd like to stay.
[Verse 5]
G
Why's everybody laughing?
C D7/F# G
Weepy doesn't know.
G
He just stands there grinning,
A D
I guess he's kinda slow;
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But Weepy don't get sore,
C
Seems like he asks for more -
G C D7/F# G
Look at all the broken dishes on the floor.