Who is UNKNOWN HINSON? He's a sociopathic, gun-totin', ex-con redneck (charges include three counts of murder one, 19 paternity suits and random grave-robbing offenses) who's purported to be a 400-year-old vampire. He's a former carnival geek whose midway specialties were biting the heads off "certain barnyard fowls" and lifting 50-pound weights with his tongue. He boasts many grand titles, not the least of which are "Chart-Toppin' King of Country & Western Troubadours Ordained" and, most importantly (to him), "God's Gift to the Womerns.
Quatro anos de trabalho duro!Neste mês de maio fizemos quatro anos no ar. Continuamos trabalhando na divulgação deste maravilhoso instrumento, obrigado por participar da nossa história!
CAm There ain't no summer and there ain't no spring CAm The skies ain't blue and the grass ain't green FG The birds don't sing and fly around FG Even they can't seem to get off the ground
CAm My front doorbell never rings CAm I never go outside for anything FG At every little house in town FG The window shades are all pulled down FG And the mailman never ever comes around
C Here in Torture Town Am That is where I can be found C In Torture Town Am Don't you come around FGF If you got happiness in your life G Then you best CAm Stay away G From Torture Town
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CAm There's a little town bar - there ain't no stores CAm And they'll deliver a case to my front porch FG They don't charge me a dime FG Cause I play guitar for them sometimes CAm As 1-2-3-4 shots kick in CAm My euphoria begins FG That's me inside that liquor glass FG Cold as ice and drowning fast FG And I'm daring anyone to pour me out
C Here in Torture Town Am That is where I can be found C In Torture Town Am Don't you come around FGF If you got happiness in your life G Then you best CAm Stay away G From Torture Town
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FG If life gave me a second chance FG I guess I'd change a lot FG I'd make myself a better man D7GGb Aw hell, maybe not FG The ghosts that live here find it hard FG To scare my ass away FG I'm scarier than they are, so D7G I might as well stay
C Here in Torture Town Am That is where I will be found C In Torture Town Am Don't you come around FGF If you got happiness in your life G Then you best CAm Stay away G From Torture Town