[Intro]
AM / N.C.
"You have now reached the audience participation portion of our album
AM / N.C.
This is an old sing-a-long song, and what we'd like for you to do is listen to
Am(or N.C)
The chorus of this song, and then we want you all to sing along."
[Verse]
AM E7
A Sultan sat on his oriental mat, in his harem in downtown Persia
AM G F E7 C G C
He took a sip of coffee, just a drip, and he said to his servant Kersia
G C G/C
"Ah, curse ya, curse ya, curse ya! That's the worst cup of coffee in Persia!"
G
Cause...
[Chorus]
C G C
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot
G C G C
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot
C C F
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
C G C F C G C
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!
[Break]
AM/N.C.
"Ya got it? well join right in!"
[Verse]
AM E7
In days of old when knights and men were bold, and whiskey was much cheaper
AM G F E7 C G/C
Ben Turpin rode to a coffee shop and showed his pistols to the keeper
C G C G/C
He said, "Stand and deliver! Can't you see that I'm all aquiver?"
G
Cause...
[Chorus]
C G C
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot
G C G C
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot
C C F
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
C G C F C G C
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!
[Verse]
AM E7
When Bonaparte found that he was in the cart and he lost that Waterloo fight
AM G F E7 C G/C
He gave his sword to Wellington, my Lord, and he said "Those British can't half fight!
C G C G G/C
Now you've had your Waterloo, sir, tell me what am I having with you, sir?"
G
Cause...
[Chorus]
C G C
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot
G C G C
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot
C C F
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
C G C F C G C
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!
[Break]
C/N.C
"Well, we didn't exactly expect you to sing along with that last part since
C/N.C.
It was in French. This is your last chance, however it is the people's magazine
AM/N.C.
Version of this song, and it goes like this:"
[Verse]
AM E7
Now King Solomon and his queen would carry on, so we heard in the ancient scandals
AM G F C G G/C
He bought her lots of silver coffee pots with diamond legs and handles
G C G/C
And said the Queen of Sheba, "I'd rather have any old tea-bag."
G
Cause...everybody!
[Chorus]
C G C
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot
G C G C
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot
C C F
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
C G C F C G C
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!
N.C.
(speeds up here)
C G C
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot
G C G C
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot
C C F
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
C G C F C G C
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!
C G C
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot
G C G C
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot
C C F
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
C G C F C G C
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!