CLEAN UNDERWEAR
Tim Wilson
Wilson
October 27, 2003
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I was drivin' down U.S. 41
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Some idiot crossed the line
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Had to swerve to miss him
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Knocked down a 'Deer Crossing' sign
Took out some woman's mailbox
C
Wound up hittin' a pothole
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And the last thing I remember
I was (No Chord) chewin' on a telephone pole
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But, I had on clean underwear
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Clean underwear
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Yeah, my momma would've been proud of me
'Cause I had on a pair
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I had on clean underwear
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When they took me to intensive care
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The doctor and nurse said, (No Chord) "looky there
He's got clean underwear"
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I was in there for about a week
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And got off the critical list
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Scared me up a date
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With a physical thera pist
Took her out for dinner and drinks
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Wound up back at my pad
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She said she liked the lights off
And, (No Chord) boy I was glad
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I had on clean underwear
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Clean underwear
D
Yeah, my momma would've been proud of me
'Cause I had on a pair
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I had on clean underwear
C
When I put myself in her care
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The good lookin' nurse said, (No Chord) "looky there
Ya got clean underwear"
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Clean
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Cl ean
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Clean Haynes
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BV D's
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Oh... ........