“Hide the Beer, the Pastor’s Here”
The Swirling Eddies
[Intro]
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[Verse]
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The straw runs down his arm and leg
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Under the carpet out to the keg
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A secret party tonight at Point Loma
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And the hate in your heart you're hiding well
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But the booze on your breath is easy to smell
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There's a six-pack to hide on the Oral U side
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Let's drive to Oklahoma
[Chorus]
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Hide the beer, the pastor's here
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Hide the beer, think of your career
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He might find out that we're human beings
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And bring us all down to the rack and the ruin
[Instrumental]
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[Verse]
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She had a beer as an evening snack
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When the scripture man planned a sneak attack
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Suspension's the buzz out at Wheaton
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As she packed her bags and gathered her books
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Scripture man gave her that lustful look
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Yes, lust is his brew but no one sees through
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His minty fresh breath ain't reekin'
[Chorus]
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When the coast is clear, you can kiss me, dear
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Together we'll have hell to pay
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So wear a beard, the pastor's here
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Put the R-rated movie away
[Instrumental]
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[Chorus]
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Hide the beer, the pastor's here
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Hide the beer, think of your career
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He might find out that we're human beings
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And bring us all down to the rack and the ruin
[Outro]
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Hide the beer, Biola
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Hide the beer, Bethel
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Wear a beard, West Mont
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Hide the beer, Calvin College
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Hide the beer, Azusa Pacific
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Hide the beer, Liberty Baptist
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Hide the beer, San Jose Bible College
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Hide the beer, Bob Jones
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Hide the beer, Taylor U
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Hide the beer, California Baptist