[Intro]
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[Verse]
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Me and my friends went to Dixieland,
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drove a big RV
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With a cabinet full of mushrooms
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And a cooler full of beer
[Verse]
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It was spring time in the mountains
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When we headed out of town
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The peaks were white, the sky was blue
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And the sun was beatin' down
[Verse]
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We were rollin' down the highway
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Just havin' a little fun
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You sure can drink a lot of beer
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Underneath that Texas sun
[Verse]
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So I pulled into a liquor store
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And that's where the trouble all began
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'cause I ran into their awning
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And we had a run-in with The Man
[Chorus]
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Get me out of this smalltime Texas town
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'cause I don't wanna be stuck in jail when the sun goes down
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You can't bust me if you don't know what you found
[Verse]
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I tried to talk to the girl inside
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I even offered her some cash
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But she wouldn't listen, she just called the cops
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'cause her gutter had been smashed
[Verse]
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And the next thing I knew when I walked outside
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There were police all around
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Askin' who was drivin' the vehicle, can I see your license
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Whatcha doin' in our town
[Chorus]
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Get me out of this smalltime Texas town
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'cause I don't wanna be stuck in jail when the sun goes down
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You can't bust me if you don't know what you found
[Verse]
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We were sittin' on the steps of the liquor store
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Just tryin' not to look too scared
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They were searchin' the RV and I was thinkin'
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Sometimes life just isn't fair
[Verse]
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Well, they opened up that cabinet
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And they found our little stash
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But they didn't know what it was and let us go
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Minus eighty bucks in cash
[Chorus]
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Get me out of this smalltime Texas town
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'cause I don't wanna be stuck in jail when the sun goes down
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You can't bust me if you don't know what you found
[Chorus 2]
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Get me out of this smalltime Texas town
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I'll be runnin' as soon as my feet hit the ground
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You can't bust me if you don't know what you found