[Intro]
C G Am E C G Am E E Am E Am E Am E Am E Am
A-aaa-aqua-pla-ane, A-aaa-aqua-pla-ane,
[Verse 1]
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Left Glasgow in an awfy state, we're running late as usual
E Am E
We've pittance in our pockets and our heads are in a centrifugal state
Am E Am E Am
The fuel tank's nearly empty, but we've got to get to Cambridge to see the Lady Higgs
[Verse 2]
E Am
So we rummage through our pockets, get our busking smash together
E Am E
Look underneath the sofas til we have enough to get us on our way
Am E Am E Am
We're on our way to Cambridge I think we might just make it, to see the Lady Higgs
[Chorus]
C G Am E C G Am E
A-aaa-aqua-pla-ane, A-aaa-aqua-pla-ane
[Verse 3]
E Am
We got on to the motorway the sky begins to rumble
E Am E
The heavens tore asunder and the urine of our Lord comes tumbling down
Am E Am E Am
The road became a river, the wheels began to quiver, we could do without this
[Verse 4]
E Am
The fiddler in the driving seat kept his cool disposition
E Am E
While the piper in the back was letting off a composition of bad smells
Am E Am E Am
All the way to Cambridge, they lingered there for ages, we could do without this
[Chorus]
C G Am E C G Am E
A-aaa-aqua-pla-ane, A-aaa-aqua-pla-ane