[Intro]
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You know, the next time you're P.O.'ed at somebody
A D
You look them square in the eye, and tell them honk on bobo
[Chorus]
D
Everybody here, honk on bobo
G
Everybody there, honk on bobo
A
Everybody everywhere, honk on bobo
D
If a bobo honks on you
[Verse 1]
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I was dancing to the band, having lots of fun
G
When I looked across the floor and a fight had just begun
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and when the fight was over neither one of them had won
D
but they threw me out on my ear
D
Some big ugly mother with tattoos on his arms
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I tried to tell him that I didn't mean him any harm
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I looked up at him, I was pouring on the charm
D
I said honk on bobo too
[Chorus]
D
Oh, Everybody here, you can honk on bobo
G
Everybody there, they can honk on bobo
A
Anybody anywhere, honk on bobo
D
If a bobo honks on you
[Verse 2]
D
Well I jumped in the sack with a pretty little girl
G
She told me she would take me for a trip around the world
A
When my head hit the pillow the room began to whirl
D
I spent the night with my head in the can
D
Now when I came to, my watch and wallet they were gone
G
On the dresser was a note it said "Thanks a lot John"
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And all I could remember were the words to this song
D
She can honk on bobo too
[Chorus]
D
Everybody here, you can honk on bobo
G
Everybody there, they can honk on bobo
A
Anybody everywhere, honk on bobo
D
If a bobo honks on you
[Verse 3]
D
Well late monday morning I stumbled into work
G
The boss looked me over like I'm some kind of jerk
A
He got high and mighty like I'm a piece of dirt
D
And that's when the shit hit the fan
D
I told him where his job and his attitude could go
G
Were it not for my good nature we might have come to blows
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I haven't got a job and I'm running out of dough
D
But he can honk on bobo too
[Chorus]
D
Oh, Everybody here, they can honk on bobo
G
Everybody there, they can honk on bobo
A
Anybody everywhere, honk on bobo
D
If a bobo honks on you
[Verse 4]
D
I was driving down the interstate and I thought I'd have a toke
G
When a trooper pulled me over and I nearly had a stroke
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When I wound down the window I said "can't you take a joke"
D
And that's when I landed in jail
D
Well the very next morning I had to see the judge
G
I begged the man for mercy til I knew he wouldn't budge
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I'm not the sort of fella who would ever hold a grudge
D
But he can honk on bobo too
[Chorus]
D
Oh, Everybody here, you can honk on bobo
G
Everybody there, they can honk on bobo
A
Anybody everywhere, honk on bobo
D
If a bobo honks on you
[Chorus]
D
Everybody here, you can honk on bobo
G
Everybody there, they can honk on bobo
A
Everybody everywhere, honk on bobo
D
If a bobo honks on you
[Outro]
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Oh the people on the left, they can honk on bobo
G
The people on the right, you can honk on bobo
A
The one that's down the middle, you can honk on bobo
D
If a bobo honks on you
D
Oh, our friend _________, he can honk on bobo
G
And both of you guys/girls can honk on bobo
A
All all of you others you can honk on bobo
D
If a bobo honks on you
D
Oh, everbody everywhere, honk on bobo