The Dollyrots
Just Because I'm Blonde
Whiplash Splash
2017
Submitted by: jeremyunderground41@yahoo.com
Key: A
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
A - x02220
E - 022100
F#m - 244222
D - xx0232
Bm - x24432
G# - 466544
C# - x46664
Intro: A C#m D F#m E x4
Verse 1:
A
Got an IQ higher
C#m
than 25 Bet you
D
didn’t even think
that because of my
A
hair Watch me do
C#m
basic math Somehow
D
I survive to pay my
A
bills Is she ditzy
C#m
Is she with it Is
she scattered up
D
like a snow globe
A
Only takes one
One of me to
C#m
Screw in
D
a freaking
light bulb
F#m D A
As if oh oh
Bm
oh oh oh
F#m D A E
As if oh oh oh
Chorus 1:
That’s why you’re
A
thinking that
I’m not smart
F#m
Didn’t get the
D
bad joke Acting
kinda clueless
E
Sunning up on
A
the beach Always
losing my keys
F#m
Never pay for
D
Jameson Latest
to the party
E
Head up in the
A
sky Marilyn
Monroe said
C#m
I should have
more fun so
D
She was right
I don’t care
E
Care what you
think Just
because I’m
A C#m D
blonde
F#m E
Just because
A C#m D F#m E
I’m blonde
Verse 2:
A
I know a Brazilian
is not a number and
C#m
Polypeptide isn’t
D A
a type of toothpaste
Watch me get an oil
C#m
change They won’t
D
convince me I need
A
brand new breaks
Not an Airhead
That’s just candy
C#m
When I want to
D
sugar stuff my
A
face Superficial
Just a little
C#m
But I’ll never
D
be your damsel
in distress
F#m D A
As if oh oh
Bm
oh oh oh
F#m D A E
As if oh oh oh
Chorus 2:
That’s why you’re
A
thinking that
I’m not smart
F#m
Didn’t get the
D
bad joke Acting
kinda clueless
E
Sunning up on
A
the beach Always
losing my keys
F#m
Never pay for
D
Jameson Latest
to the party
E
Head up in the
A
sky Marilyn
Monroe said
C#m
I should have
more fun so
D
She was right
I don’t care
E
Care what you
think Just
because I’m
F#m
blonde
Just because
I’m blonde
Bridge: Kelly Ogden Speaks
F#m
I’ve never fooled
anyone before
A
I’ve let people
fool themselves
G#
They didn’t bother to
F#m
find out who or what I was
A
Instead they’d invent
G#
a character for me
F#m
I wouldn’t argue with
them They were obviously
A
loving somebody I
G#
wasn’t It takes a
F#m
smart brunette to play
a blonde It takes a
D
smart brunette to
C#
play a dumb blonde
Verse 3:
F#m D A
As if oh oh
Bm
oh oh oh
F#m D A E
As if oh oh oh
Chorus 3:
That’s why you’re
A
thinking that
I’m not smart
F#m
Didn’t get the
D
bad joke Acting
kinda clueless
E
Sunning up on
A
the beach Always
losing my keys
F#m
Never pay for
D
Jameson Latest
to the party
E
Head up in the
A
sky Marilyn
Monroe said
C#m
I should have
more fun yeah
D
She was right
I don’t care
E
I don’t care
what they say
A
Everybody knows
C#m
it Never gonna
D
change me It’s
just hair don’t
E
be dumb Dumb
(hold)
like a brunette
Kelly Ogden Speaks:
Just kidding
Just because
A F#m
I’m blonde
Just because
D E
I’m blonde
Just because
A F#m
I’m blonde
Just because
D E
I’m blonde
Outro:
A C#m D F#m x3, A(hold)