[Intro]
G Ab C G x4
[Verse 1]
G Ab
Now this is the story
C G
Of Gelootinus Jelly
G Ab
Out the fridge he came
C G
Ready to enter my belly
G Ab
I picked up a spoon
C G
And moistened up my lips
G Ab
The jiggle of my tummy
C G
The movement of my hips
G Ab
But no! Cried the jelly
C G
For he was not impressed
G Ab C
In fact if I did not worship Ricky
G
I'd say that he had been blessed
G Ab C
He jumped off my table
G
He knocked over my ladle
G Ab C
Then ran out to the door
G
Messing up my floor
[Chorus]
G Ab C G
Gelootinus, Jelly!
G Ab
Running around tryna
C G
Kick all the solid foods
G
Out of town
Ab C
He's running to the west
G G
He's running to the east
Ab C
He's on an important quest
G
Eliminating yeast!
[Verse 2]
G Ab
The Jelly ventured forwards
C G
Stopping at no costs
G Ab
He feared nobody
C G
Not one bun hot-crossed
G Ab
The foods that he faced
C G
Were naught but pure evil
G Ab
But compared to the Jelly
C G
They were quite feeble
G Ab
Finally he arrived
C G
At his destination so pure
G Ab
All the pain and suffering
C G
All this he had endured
G Ab
This was the home of the
C G
Horrible Bread
G Ab
The Jelly was frightened
C G
Sure to be dead
[Chorus]
G Ab C G
Gelootinus, Jelly!
G Ab C
Not making a sound
G
Fighting the bread
G
Not a tear would be shed
Ab C
He's running to the north
G G
He's running to the south
Ab C
He's gonna win this fight
G
At the end of the night
[Bridge]
G Ab C G
The battle raged on
G Ab C G
It seemed no one would win!
G Ab C G
Then the dreadful moment came
G Ab C G
When Jelly made his mistake
G Ab
He went to punch Bread
C G
But carelessly missed
G Ab
Bread caught his hand and
C G
Pulled it into a twist
G Ab C G
The Jelly calmly accepted his fate
G Ab C G
He spoke his final words:
"See ya later mate!"
[Chorus]
G Ab C G
Gelootinus, Jelly!
G Ab C G
Won't go down without a fight!
G Ab C
His last words remembered
G G
By even a knight
Ab C
He was a great hero
G G
For Gelootinus kind
Ab C
His IQ was zero
G G
He was also colour blind
Ab C
He's flying upwards
G G
Higher and higher
Ab C
All I could say
G G Ab
Is that his exit was:
C G
Dire
(finish with one strum on G)