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Oh well imagine as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
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and I can't help but to hear no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
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What a beautiful wedding What a beautiful wedding says a bridesmaid to a waiter
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Yes but what a shame what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore
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I'd chime in with a Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door
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No it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
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I'd chime in Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door
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No it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of
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Well in fact well I'll look at it this way I mean technically our marriage is saved
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Well this calls for a toast so pour the champagne
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Oh Well in fact well I'll look at it this way I mean technically our marriage is saved
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Well this calls for a toast so pour the champagne pour the champagne
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I'd chime in with a Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door
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No it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
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I'd chime in Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door
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No it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
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I'd chime in Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door
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No it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
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