C
The empty bottle was half empty Todd was alone and I was thirsty
F
We saw her sitting at the bar you know how some girls are
C G
Always making eyes but she wasn't
F
making eyes
C
So I sidled up beside her settled down and shouted hi there
F
My names Stewart Ransom Miller I'm a serial lady killer
C
She said I'm already dead and
G. F
that's exactly what she said
C
So we tripped the light's fantastic we was both made of elastic
F
Midnight came and midnight went I thought I was the president
C G
She said do you have a car I said
F
do I have a car
G C
What's so great about the barrier reef
G C
What's so fine about art
F
What's so good about a good times plan
G F
When your workin on a broken workin
C . F. C
on a broken workin on a broken man
G F
When your workin on a broken workin
C . F. C
On a broken workin on a broken man
My heart wasn't in it not for one single minute
I went through the motions with her her on top and me on liquor
Didn't do no good but I didn't think it would
What's so great about the barrier reef
What's so fine about art
What's so good about a good times plan
When your workin on a broken workin on a broken workin on a broken man
When your workin on a broken workin on a broken workin on a broken man