D A D A
It's kinda hard to wear high heels or slip on banana peels
D A E
How does she get in and out of tubs
D A D A
I hope she dont get mad I hope she thinks this song is good not bad
D E A
Cause we think that she's totally rad she's nubs
D A D A
No fingers no toes she doesn't own elbows
D A E
No phalanges no knobby knees to knock
D A D A
She don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands
D E A
She's always in the stands she's nubs
D A D A
She can't pick up a phone she can't get dressed alone
D A E
She's got no funny bone she's nubs
D A D A D E
No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat she's nubs she's nubs
A
she's nubs
F# D A E
I asked her if she want a drink I asked her if she liked Toronto
F# D E A
I asked her to go out to the bar but all she said was no thanks no and no
D A D A
It was time for us to leave so I grabbed and shook her sleeve
D A E
and told her I'd see her at the next club
D A D A D E
she got into a pack and some guy put her on his back she said goodbye and
A
kinda waved her stub
D A D A
She's got beauitful eyes and breasts regular size
D A E
but without calves and thighs she's nubs
D A D A
It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed
D E A
when all you've got is a body and head she's nubs
D A D A D A E
She's nubs She's nubs She's nubs She's nubs
D A D A
Oh she may not walk the walk and she may not like to talk
D E A
But boy she sure knows how to rock she's nubs she is nubs