Intro:
C Dm F G C G
Verse 1:
C Dm
I sit down at my computer to see
F G C G
what you have done so far today
C Dm
it's just nice to see reality
F G
It's just a cool family
C Dm F G
Being good to each other
Bridge:
Am F
I'm so tired of terrible people
Am F G
Being admired for being terrible people
C
but your beard is awesome
Dm
and your kids are awesome
E7 F G
and your wife is hotter than expected and awesome
Chorus:
C F C F
Ohh Shay Hey -carl and the Shay Hey -tards Oooh
C F C F
Shay Hey -carl and the Shay Hey -tards OH
Intro:
C Dm F G C G
Verse 2:
C Dm
You've become an adjective of you own
F G C F
that means something between extra large and awesome
Dude check out this Shay-stuffed pretzel Whoa
Bridge:
Am F
I'm so tired of terrible people
Am F G
Being admired for being terrible people
C
you a regular guy
Dm
but you try
E7 F G
to be something we all can be
Chorus:
C F C F
Ohh Shay Hey -carl and the Shay Hey -tards Oooh
C F C F
Shay Hey -carl and the Shay Hey -tards OH
Outro:
C F C F C F C(Let ring)