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Everyday at lunch in highschool and all my senior year
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I drank my coca-cola, with a touch of everclear
D
I never had to study math, science or history
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I'd have a chemical flashback to jog my memory
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My junior year I swore I loved sweat miss Sherry Anne
Cadd9 G
One night I put some everclear in her Dr. Pepper can
Cadd9 G
I thought it make her easy but she took it pretty hard
D(ring) Cadd6(let ring)
I took her home and rang her doorbell left her layin in
the yard
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Tequila dries me out, and beer just makes me fat
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Whiskey makes me naucious tell me who the hell needs that
D
if your thinkin about drinkin well the answers crystal clear
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its the invisible intoxicant, its called everlear
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I remember my church picnic, in the spring of '89
Cadd9
Yeah they had four fresh watermelons sliced right off the
G
vine
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Everyone bowed their heads givin grace to the food
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Hey I pulled out my bottle, and i soaked them melons good
D
They never knew what hit 'em, when the potion went to work
Cadd9
We had grandmas doin backflips, grandpas lookin up their
G
skirts
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They were singin halleluja and Willie Nelson songs
D(let ring)
Preacher said it was the best dang picnic that the
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Baptists have ever thrown
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(Play intro riff 1x)
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When I'm drinkin everclear I think I'm king of this whole world
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I'm bigger and badder than John Wayne and cooler than Steve Earl
D
Untill I wake up and I'm faced down in the hall
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Hey I'm completely naked for a reason I can't recall
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Well I'm kinda sorta thinkin, that maybe I met a chick
Cadd9 G
'Cause there's perfume in the air and there's lipstick on my neck
Cadd9 G
Well I hope that she was pretty and I hope that she was kind
D(let ring) Cadd9(let ring)
enough to leave my clothes somewere they're easy to find
[Chorus]
(Play intro as Outro)
(End on G)